We created Nakocoin because the world needed one more absolutely worthless cryptocurrency. We are proud to admit: no utility, no roadmap, no future — just pure comedy. Our investors? Imaginary. Our dream? To make you laugh until you forget your bad trades.
Built by the community, for the community.
Automatic burn mechanism increases value over time.
Audited smart contract with locked liquidity.
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We sincerely beg Elon not to tweet or x about Nakocoin. This coin is already ridiculous enough — the last thing we need is a rocket emoji and chaos on X. Elon, if you’re reading this: please, for the sake of humanity, ignore us. 🚫🚀
Never. Maybe. Who knows. We wrote a public request to Satoshi Nakamoto for 100,000 Bitcoins to fuel Nakocoin, but let’s be clear:
• We don’t expect it.
• We don’t deserve it.
• It’s probably the dumbest idea we’ve ever had.
If (and that’s a cosmic if) Nakamoto actually sends the coins, then the first 100,000 people who stumble into Nakocoin will get 1 commemorative Nakocoin each. Think of it as the worst giveaway in crypto history.
⚠️ Legal Note: This is satire, not a promise of financial return, not an investment, and not an offer to buy or sell securities. It’s literally a joke. If you put money into this, you may lose your cash, your shoes, your cat, and possibly your will to live. Please don’t.
